You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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