I showed him my bush... on skype.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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