Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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