Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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