I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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