The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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