i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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