I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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