Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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