I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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