i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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