I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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