I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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