Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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