Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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