Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
