he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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