Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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