My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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