these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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