bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
home. puking in laundry basket.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
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