I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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