clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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