Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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