On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
The air taste purple.
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