I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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