I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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