But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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