omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
When are your genitals available?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
A+ Viking dick
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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