Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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