Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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