I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
