IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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