Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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