TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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