I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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