Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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