I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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