my phone cant type all the emotion im having
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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