I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
