Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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