i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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