Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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