he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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