Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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