Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Damn victory sex feels great
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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