I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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