omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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