Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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