Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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